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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big "tallywacker" we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but not to girls who want real relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a HO!
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are Drama queens and proud of it.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, wrestling or anything else your friends talk about.
19. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
20. We don't shave our legs everyday. Get over it!
21. Don't make bets about us, we will always find out.
22. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we always hate it!
23. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it isn't. SO DON'T!
24. Don't compare our boobies with Pamela Anderson's; hers areerrrFAKE! You have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers. You might as well give it up now!
25. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets!
26. We are beautiful at all times, whether we are sick, tired, or skipping out on make-up!
27. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
28. When something doesn't look right on us, lie! (actually tell us eventually...)
29. Always grit your teeth and agree, even if we are wrong.
30. We are always right!
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